Fun With Language Howlers Lost In Translation

Monday, March 10, 2014

Pronunciation. Flowers? That's what I thought they were bringing.




Do you ever have trouble understanding somebody else's pronunciation?

I was in a block of flats in London when the bell rang on the intercom from outside the front door.
I put on the chain, then opened the door and cautiously peered out. 

 A well-spoken girl said, "We're from the residents' association and we'd like to give you some flowers."

  I was suspicious. I was not expecting them, neither the flowers, nor the people. They did not know my name. They did not say the name of the residents' association.
   The porters at the block are very security conscious. You cannot have a key copied at the local key shop without a letter from the porter saying you are a resident. 

   So I did not let the callers in. I told them, "You have to ask the porter permission to knock on doors." I've heard of con tricks. People pretend to deliver flowers. A woman in the UK was killed by somebody hiding behind a huge bunch of flowers.

  Later I met a young man and woman outside the front door. I asked, 'What are you doing?" 
The young woman said, 'We're handing out leaflets.' She passed me three different leaflets. I glanced at the causes being promoted.
     Then I asked, "Do I get some flowers? You said to me earlier you had some flowers."
     For a moment they looked puzzled. Then the girl laughed, "Not flowers. Sorry, no flowers. We were bringing flyers!'"

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Singlish and English



Singlish off the light
English turn the light off

Singlish I'll pick you at the airport
English I'll pick flowers
I'll pick you up at the airport

Singlish having an off day
English having a day off

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A and The, a man and mankind

A and The
charity - means a generic term, a type of activity, the concept of charity, as opposed to profit making e.g. I give to charity but not to big business. 
‘A' charity is one charity, such as Oxfam. Oxfam is a charity. Like a football team. 

'The' means the one I mentioned previously, or the important one. 
We live in ‘a' united kingdom, in my opinion, although perhaps our Welsh and Scottish friends would disagree. We live in ‘The' United Kingdom. Capitals for an official name, rather than a type or concept. Use ‘The' because it is THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN etc.   
‘a' good and relevant charity (meaning a or one company).
change 'nearly been to all’   (nearly before been modifies the verb to go/be/ which sounds like you were at the airport and turned back) to   'been to nearly all’

A Man
a man is one man.
A man landed on the moon.
A man - one of many.
The moon - only one moon, as far as we are concerned. Many moons ago. Many moons. But the moon where the man landed. 
Think of it as THE VIP.
So in a short story the first mention of an unnamed man or animal could be a.
A man walked in with a cat. The lady receptionist (the meaning only one receptionist, the VIP here - asking our man questions) asked the man's name. Now the man is called the man because we have mentioned him before and the fact we have described him twice shows he is becoming important.
   'My name is Whittington. Dick.'
    Yes, he's VIP hero of our story, Dick Whittingon, Lord Mayor of London. He was the lord mayor. (Only one at that time.)
   You might use the word a before you know the name of a person. Or to show you know nothing else about them. 
  For example, a Mr John Smith came in.

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