Fun With Language Howlers Lost In Translation

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

New Zealand English




At Toastmasters we have area governors. We have one or more in the UK from New Zealand.

They pronounce the word area to sound like eerier. I have visions of an eery meeting! An eyrie. And a roomful of disembodied ears! Very eery!

The word six can sound like sex. 

Nigerian English

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If you speak with a Nigerian accent how can you make your meaning clearer?

Most words in English emphasize the first syllable. So the word working is WERE (king). No were KING. If you emphasize the second syllable the listener doesn't hear working but were king. This is con, fuse, ing. (See what I mean? Should be confusing. The listener struggles to put together the syllables. By the time he or she has grasped the meaning of the last sentence, he or she has missed the meaning of the next one.) 

Tips
1 Use a dictionary which gives you the pronunciation of words. Often you use one word frequently. Use it wrongly, and you have a hundred misunderstood sentences, 100 strains on the attention of the audience. Get that one word right and you have made 100 improvements and transformed your entire speech, won a competition or got a job. 

2 Ask two people with different but good, clear English accents to read you your speech and listen to how they pronounce words. Then you read it aloud, asking them after each sentence for any changes they suggest. Underline or highlight the changes.  

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Chinese English & Verbs

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The Chinese don't have the verbs used in English.

A Chinese person will say: I Chinese.

An English person will say: I am English.

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Mis-placed clauses

Good English should tell the reader what has happened, is happening, or will happen. The reader should not have to move the clauses around like a jig-saw puzzle to guess the probably likeliest scenario. For example

Headline:
Man who stabbed three in London court.

(No he didn't stab them in court. Which is the conclusion you jump to on first reading. The writers means: Man in court for stabbing three.)